Things

My mother, of all people, sent these lists from the VitaMN newspaper on to me. I thought they were cute:

It’s a guy thing
1. Laughing at farts no matter how old you are
2. grilling
3. Wearing clothes multiple times without washing
4. Peeing outside
5. Growing a beard
6. Watching football for days on end
7. Avoid any conversation or eye contact in the restroom.
8. bugs
9. Hard time admitting, another guy is good looking.
10. Fixing things with duct tape

It’s a girl thing
1. shoes that aren't intended for walking
2. period-specific clothing
3. knowing that black doesn't always go with black
4. taking off your bra without taking off your shirt
5. tear- jerker movies
6. having a dozen+ jackets, each with a very specific purpose
7. gossip magazines
8. owning 1", 2", 3" and 4" silver hoop earrings
9. Oprah
10. pop music