Ode to a Bad Toe

Oh, toe, why do you hurt me so?
All you do is give me woes!

You take away snowboarding, a marathon and shoes.
When are you going to get better and give me better news?

I went to Laos and couldn't raft.
I went to Cambodia and gave swimming the shaft.

It's time to get better.
It's time to heal up!
I want to play ball with the kids ala World Cup!